Matching Luggage...

[kittenspeaks]

I used the think the key to successful relationship was about sharing life goals and dreams and stuff like that. On kind of bad days I simply explain it as finding someone whose level of crazy/stupid doesn't exceed your level of tolerance.

Well, all that has changed. While pondering a late night conversation with jolefay I had an epiphany. The secret to a successful relationship...

Brace yourselves...

It is all about baggage.
That's right, baggage. We all have it. Some more than others but, we all have it. She secret is finding someone whose emotional luggage matches yours.

See, if you are the highly organized leather benneton type then you will never be happy with someone who is still just throwing stuff into a fourth hand army duffel and vice versa. You luggage just doesn't match.

Oh, and if you are trying to hook up with one of those people with the faux-embroidered floral print stuff, give up now. Nothing goes with that crap.


*between this and the easter chicken...i feel brilliant...*

Comments

[calico.livejournal.com]

i have said it ever since chicago. i know i have enough baggage i need a sky-cap. while others just need an army of them.

ARE

[jolefay.livejournal.com]

We really this behind on our synchronicity.. Now I am definately cranky that you were so busy.. ALMOST but it isn't the actual baggage it's wWHAT PEOPLE DO WITH IT...Their respoonse to their own baggage and their response to yours...What they learned from the last trip they took with they same baggage.. blahh blahhh blahhh... *get's peeps let's see if they can swim... *peep peep peepeugh glepughhhh

Ageed

[purvis.livejournal.com]

I think that is pretty accurate Kalina. I just wish I would have known it before I found out that I didn't match witht the one I loved. But I will ask to see thier baggage first from now on. Thanx! :)

That's fucking brilliant

[kittyglitter.livejournal.com]

As usual the answer to life's issues can be found within fashion. I'm not entrely surprised. But what about those people who have no taste and can't match anything, like a Bill Blass collection?

yes

[cell13.livejournal.com]

this is a good analogy. It's too bad half witted customs officers couldn't send it to thailand or something. Watch out for people who buy new baggage after every flight. I think I've dated the Imelda Marcos of baggage at some point...

amen

[vinylm.livejournal.com]

you hit the nail on the head dear

My analogy.

[ancient-omen.livejournal.com]

My bag was too heavy and broke. Now I stand over my past laying in a pile on the ground. Where was I going with my bag in the first place?