My Ass...

Jolefay and I did the math (yes, it took both of us...smart asses) and we realized that my ass took 261 swats Wednesday night. Although, I do hesitate to call them swats...more like hard, well placed wallops. I even have a distinct hand print in one place. (It is Heathers...just in case anyone wanted to know.)

My ass looks like chopped liver....really.

So, there were pictures before...pictures during...who want to catch up with me in the next couple of days and get the "After" pictures?